The Boss wakes me up the other day and announces that it's "My Special Day".....so get up and get dressed because he is taking me out for a sumptuous lunch and a day of shopping!!! That sounded good to me....I hadn't been treated to a day of shopping in a long time....This would be fun! Come along and live vicariously through me....Our first stop......Chick-fil-A.......not my idea of a fancy lunch but it is good for fast food.....They did let me take this adorable clock home.....So I knew the rest of the day was going to go well.....Let the Shopping Begin!!!!
Here's the Boss all dressed up with a belly full of fries gearing up to spend some money on me...
Wait a minute??? This doesn't look like someplace I would shop.....I didn't get up before noon for this!! Where's Lord and Taylor??? Where's Ralph Lauren?? What about Brooks Brothers...??
Wait a minute??? This doesn't look like someplace I would shop.....I didn't get up before noon for this!! Where's Lord and Taylor??? Where's Ralph Lauren?? What about Brooks Brothers...??
These look like motorcycles to me.....Hey wait, you have two of these at home..... Where is stuff for me.....It's suppose to be my day....where's the stuff????
"Fat Boy"......yes, they actually sell a motorcycle called a Fat Boy, and no they didn't name it after the big guy...........Let's see what other gems they have for sale...
What every women needs....a T-Shirt with a skull.....
No shortage of skulls at the Harley Davidson....there were skulls everywhere.
and offensive dolls...............dressed in little leather outfits. Folks, this is how it was sitting in the display area.....Can you say "pervert shopper was here".......
The Boss suggested perhaps a leather Bustier......oh sure, just what I need, a piece of leather clothing is size XL................
of course more motorcycles......Unfortunately nothing appealed to me so we moved on to the next store.....
On to the Target' where we saw this cute little stool that would be great for Miss Baby....Notice the Harley sweatshirt on the big guy.....he wears it everyday....Like a freakin body tattoo
His idea of buying me a new piece of furniture for my upcoming bedroom re-do.
Worried that the Gourmet Lunch might not have been filling enough I was treated to a bagel on the way home.....
I know your all jealous.....it's this kind of special treatment that has kept me married for almost 39 years.....
I know your all jealous.....it's this kind of special treatment that has kept me married for almost 39 years.....
**to be fair the Boss treats me every year to a Hermes silk scarf and I do have a closet filled with Louis Vuitton....compliments of the husband.