Saturday, November 7, 2009

Well....Here's Another Fine "Blog" You've Gotten Me Into

A few months ago daughter launched a new blog and made the mistake of asking Mom to be a contributor......
After all 39 years of marriage brings alot of "stupid" stories to the table....
At our Blog lunch this week one of the ladies heard me talking about it and asked if
it was another Atlanta Blogger's site......
No....It would be daughter's and mine....
So with out further adieu I bring you the very first.......to my knowledge.....
Interactive Blog Site....
Where all you ladies with years and years of husband stories can go to vent.....
You can send your "stupid" stories of your Better Halves....to an e-mail address and have your story/pictures/cartoons.....published....
Without anybody knowing who you are.....
Great Idea Yes????
So when your sitting around on a boring Saturday night and you think back 20 years or so when the husband did something dumb......let's hear about it!!
to submit a witty story....
Come on Ladies I know you got good stuff to share.....because if we can't laugh at the husbands antics who can we laugh at....
And Guys......it's all done in fun and out of love....

Friday, November 6, 2009

ANDREA AND HIS NEW SHOES!!

It took 35 days to get there but Andrea finally got his birthday present in the mail on thursday!!
It seems Italian customs aren't very trustworthy of packages coming into their country
wrapped in Sesame Street paper....Mom reports the custom folks carefully unwrapped the boxes then carefully re-wrapped them....
Sorry custom guys.....Just sneakers....
And the shoes still fit!!!
Andrea's feet are growing at an alarming rate for a 2 year old but there is still room
for him to grow into them.....
How adorable is this little guy........
I was very happy to hear from Mom this morning but still reported the idiot from the
Post Office to his superiors.......
I'm just a natural born troublemaker.....

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

WHEN BLOGGERS MULTIPLY..................

It started with two...........Deb and Joyce decided to get together for lunch....then there was three
Not one to turn down a lunch invitation I hopped on board and was excited to being going
to a little bistro in Roswell Georgia called Red Salt....
I had never been there for lunch in fact I had never in all these years been to old downtown...
Before you knew it we had Cheri on board along with Rose then Sandi and then Karyn....
These ladies like to do lunch!!
Deb and Joyce got there early to secure a good spot right in the front window with
enough seating for the 7 of us.....
Susan.....we all missed you and hope you can join us next time....Here is Sandi....Karyn....Deb....Joyce and Cheri.....
At one point I kept watching the door for Sandi to arrive and a women walks in and I wave and say an excited Hi.....she looked at me like I was nuts....
Now I knew everyone that was coming and I also knew what everyone looked like.....
So leave it to me to randomly flag down a stranger.....
Ateast if this whole retired thing doesn't work out I can become a
Greeter at Wal-mart....

But where's Rose?
Our resident "SantaMaker"......

Here's Rose.....
Rose has a fabulous blog called.....
http://www.thesantamakersjourney.blogspot.com/
She is an amazing artist/crafts person and her Santa dolls are true works of art....

a restaurant with alot of ambiance.....we all loved the bare hanging bulbs over the tables....

The food was very good.....most of the ladies got salads.....Here is the Roasted Pear
Salad with chicken....

Ofcourse leave it to the Italian.....I had to order the pizza....
it was wonderful....

They finally threw us out of the place and I couldn't tell if the waitress was miffed because she brought the check then we made her take it back and bring us
7 separate ones.....Hey....that's what women do.....she should have known....
I think I'm going to use Cheri as my PR person for my Blog Book.....
Here she is holding it in front of the restaurant while the other ladies were saying....

"Would you please take that thing and go put it in your car....we've seen enough..."


Group shot....
Back row.....
Joyce..... http://www.flourpowerjoyce.blogspot.com/
Deb of http://www.drivin55.blogspot.com/
Karyn of the famous... http://www.thebloomgirls.com/
front row....
Rose from .... http://www.santamakersjourney.blogspot.com/
Cheri.....at http://www.geergathering.blogspot.com/
ME....
and our new friend
Sandi..... http://www.chattycrone.blogspot.com/

Sandi has a wonderful blog and if you have never visited you need to make a point of stopping by....She writes everyday....Yes....Everyday...
With a little proverb....a bit of her life......a cartoon or two...and everyday she celebrates a famous person's birthday with a little biography....
I love reading biographies and she does a fantastic job of giving you a little info on famous people from all walks of life not just celebrities....
You will enjoy it I guarantee...

We managed to get two poor women that were passing by to take our picture....
Then some man came by and asked the two ladies if they wanted him
to take the picture so they could get in the shot.....
That's why we were all laughing because they told him...
"We don't know these women".....

And people wonder why I refer to her as
"Crazy Joyce"....
Her she is trying to sit atop the Elk....
I always tell her how much she reminds me of Diane Keaton in all those Woody Allen movies...
and in this picture she really resembles her...........

We were standing on the corner when Rose noticed the Webb Street
sign and then noticed a huge spider web attached to it....
If you look just south of the ST you can barely see it...
Make note to self.....next time bring the good camera....

Most of the ladies had to leave right after lunch but Rose... Joyce and Me decided to hit up
some of the local shops....
This beautiful tree and other wonderful Christmas decorations were everywhere in
a lovely shop called the Chandlery....

Lots of beautiful placemats and napkins....

My favorite....Tacky State pillows and glasses
reminiscent of the "state plates" from the 1950's.....

Ofcourse we are in Georgia so every good gift shop worth their weight in salt has
UGA items......Go Dawgs!!!!
Oh I can't believe I said that.....I'm from Jersey.....
Lots of those cute holiday dolls....
We then moved on to an antique warehouse .......
Where I was highly insulted by this apron......
Not So................
Cooking is an art.

I found some very overpriced milkglass....

Rose spotted these great dishes....all the pieces were only $34.00
Susan.....we thought about you and how you would have grabbed them up for
Tablescape Thursday's.........
How about some old wood skates.......puffy balls included!

and great old cameras............
And to bring an end to a fun day....here is an altered picture of Me and Joyce donning our
Beer and Vodka Goggles.....
Yes....two grown women....two grandmother's.....two sophisticated ladies of the North....
Making asses of ourselves.....
It was actually a whole picture but I had something stuck in one tooth and Joyce hates to have up close pictures taken....so to save me from hearing.....
"Take that picture of me off your blog".......
I give you half of us......

Monday, November 2, 2009

THE ONE WOMEN BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU

Joyce commented on my post below soon after I posted it.........I quickly sent off an e-mail to her asking if I sounded whiny and complaining......it's not a good sign that I haven't heard back....
Joyce.....What's the verdict?
I just wanted to say that I think of myself as a one women information booth
on the odd and unexpected things that happen in life.....
I laugh at these things and although everyday I'm like a problem magnet
I like to pass along these stories so you'll be completely prepared the day it might
happen to you......
I'm like a "Public Service Announcement"

AND THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO RUN HEALTHCARE?

Remember this wacky looking guy that the U.S. Postal service used back in the 60's......
Well it appears he's alive and well and delivery International Packages....
Or Maybe Not.....
My friend Eli's little boy in Italy was celebrating his 2nd. birthday on October 19th.
You probably all know Eli....she's the wonderful artist that sent me that beautiful painting of the
Poppies.....
So I wanted to send Andrea a little birthday gift.....one pair of adorable red Converse high top sneakers and a really cool.......for a little toddler.....big yellow dump truck that had horns that
blew and all sorts of things that worked....a birthday coloring book and some crayons and it was
all wrapped up in Sesame Street paper and colorful ribbons.....
Why am I explaining what I sent......mainly for Eli's sake.....because Andrea never received the package.....
The post office has "flat rate" boxes and they clearly say that you can use them for both Domestic and International shipping.....I go into the local branch back in September and ask the goofy unfriendly employee behind the counter....."How much to send the flat rate box to Italy?"
Clear enough question I thought.....he says...."Oh it's only flat rate in the US.....International you have to pay by weight"......Okay...but it says "Flat Rate"......confused I go home and wrap said package in a regular brown box that I would then ship Priority.....Again because this Boob tells me that I can't use the flat rate box....I decorate it with HAPPY BIRTHDAY in big colored letters..
and go back to the post office......Big customs form all filled out... trackable with
customs numbers all over.....
The same goofy unhappy guy is there.....he takes the package.....weighs it and tells me the customs form is all wrong and the package has to go 1st. class...... I can't send it Priority because it's under 4 pounds...
I fill out a less-official looking form but also with a customs number on it and
he then tells me "But it can't be insured"......you can't insure 1st. class packages
I pay the VERY HEFTY fee....I get my receipt and I leave....
Delivery time 5-10 days....
It's now November 2nd......the package......??????????.............
Never got to Italy.....it can't be traced....the customs number doesn't mean anything according to the US Postal Service....
Okay.....so the items inside are history......gone....never to be seen again.....or perhaps it will get to Andrea when his feet have grown so much that he can use the sneakers as
Paperweights......
I was told a few weeks ago to wait 30 days.....I never expected reimbursement for the contents....
After all Mr. Post Office said it couldn't be insured....
But to add insult to injury.....this is what the
International Postal Person told me when I called to file a claim for the
shipping charges.....
"The U.S. Postal System does not guarantee delivery of any item that is not fully trackable. And we do not under any circumstances reimburse for the shipping costs.."
Now.....do people really want the government to run our health care when they can't even get some sneakers and a coloring book and crayons to it's
Destination?

Saturday, October 31, 2009

WHO'S THAT KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?

It's a rainy rainy Halloween Saturday here in Atlanta.......it's about 11:00a.m......me and the Boss have just gotten up which leaves me in P.J's and if you have been reading this blog for any length of time you know the Boss is on the couch "pantsless"....
The door bell rings.....the dog goes crazy....more so then usual....then the sound of someone pounding on the door.....really pounding.....I get up from the couch to peek out the window to see who is on the porch and what do I see......
A very tall man with those dread-lock thingies and dressed very colorfully.....I'm thinking some sort of Jamaican Costume?........after all it is Halloween......I go back and sit down and inform the Boss of my findings......Some sort of teenage Trick or Treater......and I am not answering the door....
It doesn't dawn on me that it's 11:00 a.m. and only little kids trick or treat in the daylight......
The pounding continues......now I'm getting nervous and the Boo Dog is going nuts.....
The Jamaican is gone off the porch and the dog has now moved to the side window of the L.R.
Barking like a Mad Dog.....I look out the window to see the man inside a car in the driveway....
This is Odd?
We have a very very long driveway and we frown upon people being parked so close to the house......
At this point the Boss.....who is more pissed off that he has to get up off the couch and put on pants......gets up and is going to find out who this intruder is.....In the meantime I am scrambling for a piece of paper and pencil to write down the license plate number and county......
Bartow County?.........we live in Cobb.....I see....he drove all the way from another county just to break into our home.....
He backs down the driveway stopping at the bottom near the mailbox....He gets out of the car confirming the Jamaican garb......he puts something in the mailbox and gets back in the car....
But he doesn't drive away......this gives time for the Boss...now with pants on.....but shirtless...to head for the door.....Never one to hesitate confronting a stranger....I suggest he puts on a shirt.....and he grabs for "my" coat that is hanging by the front door......
In his very authoritative walk he heads down the front lawn......if your paying attention you know it's raining.......
He reaches the car....I see him stop for a moment then reach for something from the mailbox.....
He makes a brief comment to driver then heads back up the lawn......looking very calm....not like he just gave this guy a piece of his mind......
He reaches the front door.....I ask.....
Who is that guy.......and why is he in the driveway?????
The Boss says..............."I gave him a piece of my mind and asked what the ____k are you doing in my driveway"................still not knowing who the guy was "I believe" the Boss really said this...
After all he is from Jersey.....
and the poor guy......
"FLOWER DELIVERY GUY"
daughter.....son-in-law and Miss B sent flowers for our anniversary.....
oooops...........

But let me say two things.......I don't answer the door for "Anyone"......NoOne!
dreadlocks......the Jehovah Witness's........the UPS guy....NoOne.....
and when it's raining.....it's more a Boo thing.....can't put him outside in the rain.....and who wants to make a delivery and have a 135 pound growling animal staring you in the face......

I can't make this stuff up folks......
to see an adorable Halloween post stop by daughter's to see what Miss B was up to....

39 YEARS AGO TODAY...................

I dressed up as a bride for Halloween ..........
My father blindfolded me...put me in the back seat of the local funeral homes limo....
and drove me to the St. Mary's church.....
I thought I was going "Trick or Treating"........I ended up bringing home a husband in my trick or treat bag.......
and it's been pretty scary ever since....
Happy Anniversay Boss......
I expect a trip to Paris for our 40th.....
Start planning!

p.s. dress made by me for a mere $40.
White velvet with emerald green velvet buttons.....my hair was not as long as it looks...there was a long green ribbon down the back of the hat.....
flowers were orange...green and yellow straw....
which I still have!