Saturday, March 26, 2016

J. C. PENNEY..........REALLY???

ANYBODY WHO HAS SEEN MY DECORATING STYLE KNOWS THAT
IT'S A STYLE ALL MY OWN....
VERY RARELY.... IF AT ALL.... DO I FOLLOW WHAT I SEE SOMEONE ELSE DO IN
THEIR HOME...OR IN A MAGAZINE....ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER...
JUST THE OTHER DAY MY FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR MAUREEN
ASKED WHAT EXACTLY MY "STYLE" OF DECORATING IS CALLED....

IT'S LIKE "YOU BOOKED AN AROUND THE WORLD CRUISE ON THE
TITANIC AND YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO SINK YOUR JUST NOT QUITE
SURE WHEN" STYLE........
I MEAN I'M THE PERSON WHO MIXES A BABY GRAND PIANO IN CLOSE
PROXIMITY TO A TAXIDERMY BUFFALO HEAD...
ANYTHING GOES......MAPS.....GLOBES....FLAGS.....TAXIDERMY!!
I SHOP A BIT AND PREFER HOME GOODS TO CLOTHES SHOPPING....
I WOULD RATHER BUY A NEW PLATTER WITH A LOBSTER ON IT THEN
NEW SHOES....
SO WHEN I RECENTLY VISITED JOYCE IN FLORIDA I WAS VERY TAKEN WITH
THE BEDDING IN HER GUEST ROOM....
A LOVELY NAVY BLUE AND WHITE WITH A SEMI-PAISLEY PATTERN.... 
WHAT INITIALLY CAUGHT MY EYE WAS HER KING SIZE BED WAS ALMOST
AS TALL AS OUR KING AT THE HOMESTEAD....
"ALMOST"......
BUT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH BY AN INCH OR TWO.....
I WAS INTRIGUED....
YOU SEE SINCE WE MOVED IN TO THE HOUSE OVER FOUR YEARS AGO...AND BOUGHT A RIDICULOUSLY
HIGH BED I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND A COVERLET, DUVET COVER, BEDSPREAD...THE LIST GOES ON....THAT FITS THE HEIGHT OF THE BED...
SO I WAS ABOUT TO "STEAL AN IDEA FROM A FRIEND".....
OH NO....NOT ME!!!
OH YES....ME....I WAS AT MY WITS END AND WHEN I ASKED JOYCE
WHERE THIS WONDER CAME FROM WAS I SHOCKED WHEN SHE SAID...
JCP..... 
UNTIL NOW.....
AND WHO KNEW IT WOULD COME FROM OF ALL PLACES.....
MY RETAIL "HATE" PLACE....
JC PENNEY.....
OR AS IT WAS KNOWN BACK IN THE 80'S

COMPETITION......
LET ME EXPLAIN.....OR WE COULD JUST LEAVE IT AT JCP.....WHO SHOPS THERE???

THERE WAS THAT STINT BACK BETWEEN 78' AND 91' WHEN I DID HOLD
DOWN A POSITION WITH THE STORE
"WHERE AMERICA SHOPS".....
SEARS.
THAT WAS BACK DURING THE 80'S WHEN I ROSE TO THE COVETED POSITION
AS A CHICAGO EXECUTIVE BASED IN THE SOUTH FOR THEIR
 CUSTOM HOME FASHIONS DIVISION....
HEY....THEY EVEN GAVE ME A GOLD SEARS CARD WITH NO CREDIT LIMIT....
THIS WAS A BIG DEAL!
OF COURSE SEARS FELL BY THE WAYSIDE
BUT SHOPPING IN PENNEY'S.....NEVER.
UNTIL NOW....
BEFORE I EVEN TOOK THE FLIGHT BACK TO ATLANTA WE WENT TO
THE NAPLES STORE AND I ORDERED A KING SET....
OPENING UP A JCP CREDIT CARD I GOT AN EXTRA 15% OFF THE SALE PRICE AND
IT WOULD BE DELIVERED TO GEORGIA WITH FREE SHIPPING...
AT $120.85 FOR THE COMFORTER....2 KING SHAMS AND A DUST RUFFLE...
NOT BAD BUT THE BASTARDS ONLY GIVE ME A
TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR LINE OF CREDIT....
IT SEEMS THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO I USED TO BE.... :)
IT CAME RIGHT ON TIME THE DAY AFTER I RETURNED HOME....
AND IT FITS LIKE A CHARM....
I LOVE THE FABRIC ON THE BACK SIDE AND IT GOES WITH ALL MY
EXISTING PILLOWS....
IT'S "LIZ CLAIBORNE HOME".....
MY RALPH LAUREN PILLOW GOES NICELY.....
AS DOES MY LITTLE FRENCH PILLOW I MADE USING A LINEN
FRENCH DISH TOWEL FOUND AT A FLEA MARKET....
THE 'THEME" IN THE BEDROOM IS SOMEWHAT BEACHY....
WITH A LITLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT.....
WE HAVE A NAVY BLUE SOFA ACROSS FROM THE BED.....
AND I LOVE THE REDS AND YELLOWS OF THE THROW PILLOWS.....
FINALLY AFTER 4 LONG YEARS THE ROOM SEEMS FINALLY
COMPLETE.....
ANOTHER NAPLES FIND WERE THESE NAVY AND WHITE CHECKED
PILLOW CASES WHICH I WILL ADD....
THEY MATCH THE FAUX DUST RUFFLE I MADE....
THE THING THAT STARTED THE ROOM THEME.....
THIS GREAT POSTER THAT DAUGHTER BROUGHT ME BACK FROM
PARIS ON HER LAST TRIP.....
WE ALWAYS MAKE SURE WE MAKE A STOP AT THE GIFT SHOP INSIDE THE
MARINE MUSEUM AT THE TROCADERO...ACROSS THE RIVER FROM THE
EIFFEL TOWER....
ONE OF THESE TRIPS WE ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY PAY THE ADMISSION AND
SEE THE MUSEUM....UNTIL NOW THE GIFT SHOP HAS JUST BEEN THE
GREATEST PLACE FOR NAUTICAL FINDS....

SO I AM PLEASED TO SAY THAT I SPENT THE PAST NIGHT OR TWO
PERUSING PENNEY'S ONLINE SITE LOOKING AT THE HUNDREDS OF
BEDDING OPTIONS AND SHOWER CURTAINS BECAUSE MISS B
HAS ASKED THAT WE RE-DECORATE HER ROOM TO LOOK BEACHY....
AND WHEN B ASKS WE COMPLY.....

I FOUND AND ORDERED A FABULOUS EMBROIDERED COMFORTER SET IN WHITE WITH
STARFISH AND SAND DOLLARS DONE IN LIGHT TEAL
"FRENCH KNOTS"....
WHO DOESN'T LOVE FRENCH KNOTS....
I AM GETTING VERY EXCITED ABOUT RE-DECORATING THE ROOM AND
OF COURSE AS SOON AS IT'S COMPLETE PICTURES WILL BE
SHARED...

THANK YOU J.C.P.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

EAT.....SUN....AND BE MERRY!!

When my crazy friend Joyce purchased a new Condo
right on the beach in Florida and then
invited me to visit....I was shocked when the Boss actually
encouraged me to accept her offer....
You see the Boss....after 45 long years...
has finally found an equally nutty group of men that are not
only "car guys" but are also "gun guys"
With his newly found social schedule he could give a crap
if I'm gone from home for a month....
So with a ticket on Delta and enough clothes packed
for a trip around the world I spent last week
totally stress free and loving every minute of it...
Not to mention that Joyce is a
"one women party"
Yes folks...this is her view from her condo....
so beautiful that at the end of 5 days I did
not want to leave....

the beach was gorgeous 
and here was the Hostess with the Mostess....
a few of her neighbors were sitting down by the pool one night
having drinks and Joyce brought down her
delicious shrimp orzo salad to share with the
Group...They seemed a bit taken a back
but that's Joyce....
She loves to cook and she loves to feed people....
We spent a lot of time driving around Naples...
Much different then the Eastern side of
Florida...
Or at least Fort Lauderdale where we lived
back in the 70's...
there were bicycles every where....

And beautiful flowers....
Luxurious Shopping....
This bed and bath shop had beautiful bedding....
This had embroidered fish all over... 
Another beautiful set....
We were doing good until we got to the towel section....
We thought we were reading the price tag wrong...
Have you ever seen a towel for $180.00
we quickly walked out before we broke something....
I was also getting the skunk eye from other shoppers
for taking pictures all over...
these were silk and just gorgeous...
I was afraid to look at the price!!
Okay this was a good moment....
Joyce made me get out of the car to take a picture of this
Mansion...
As I was getting ready to take the shot a women came jogging
down the street...I stopped to wait for her to pass.
Who wants a jogger in a picture....
She actually put her two hands up to her face like I was the
Paparazzi and she was someone important...
Oh please get over yourself....
It wasn't like she came out of that house....
Another beauty...I took this one from inside the
Car...

Not as fancy but those Palms were great....

Back at Joyce's...this was very cool....
See that green arbor...
It's a car wash...
You drive under it and it washes the salt water
Off of your Car...
How clever....
Let's talk food....Thank Goodness us two Nuts have the
Same taste in cuisine...
Hot Dogs....
For Breakfast!!
We also had peppers and egg sandwiches one morning....
That is for the Italian in us....
And blueberry pancakes...
I insisted I cook one night so I made us one of our
Favorites...
Ina's ham and cheese in puff pastry...
with a nice side salad...
One day for lunch we took a suggestion from one of
Joyce's friends and ate at Jane's....
wonderful quiche with a great hearty salad...
I hate these days when someone gives you a little lettuce with
some oil and vinegar and calls it a salad...
This had cucumber..tomato...red onions...
and a great dressing...
Joyce got a beet salad with mandarin oranges and
Feta Cheese with some sort of
nut bread...
equally good...
such a pretty table....and look at the size of that
Iced Tea!
Dessert one night was Key Lime Pie...
with a Raspberry coulis.....
Totally out of order like I always do....
my appetizer the same night...
Beet Tartar with fried goat cheese and
pistachio dressing...
Next day lunch was at a seafood shack....
what is better then a seafood shack!
The fried shrimp were fabulous....
I could feel myself gaining 10 pounds before
finishing off those fries...
You all know I never shy away from getting my picture taken..
And I always seem to be with people who hate
to get their picture taken...
I think this time it was because we were being blown around
by the wind...
Joyce had a surprise activity planned that she kept a
secret until we walked in to the Naples Art Center....
Not very talented where any type of art is concerned
I did my best at making this mosaic tray...
With little help from the instructor Joyce's came
way better then mine....This is how they looked before we
applied the grout...
You don't want to see how they looked after the grout...
I think I need to stick to cooking...
But we had fun!
This street reminded me of my recent trip to
Beverly Hills...
I spied this adorable dog and bone sculpture 

Again out of order....This wacky lady was at the
Art Center...
She looked a bit drunk don't you think??
Night time in Naples....
One of the shopping centers were dressed up in all
white lights...it was beautiful...

Of Course there was the beautiful sunset every night....
It was getting time for me to go home.....
I had the best time....great weather....great food...
always a fun time with the funnest lady I know....
Joyce never should have said...
"Come back anytime"....
She might just find me on her door step next week!
After all the Boss will never miss me....
Thanks so much Betty for your generosity...your beautiful
New Home...and not laughing at me in a
Bathing Suit!