Thursday, August 21, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
AN OPEN LETTER TO MY NEIGHBORS.......AT PAPER CHASE FARM.
AS I APPROACH MY 64TH BIRTHDAY I DECIDED IT WAS TIME I GET SOME MUCH NEEDED EXERCISE....NOT A BIG FAN OF WALKING I THOUGHT BIKE RIDING MIGHT BE JUST THE TICKET TO GET ME UP AND OUT OF THE HOUSE....LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING I HAVE NOT RIDDEN A BIKE SINCE 1958....WITH THAT BEING SAID IF YOU SEE ME ABOUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD BE IT ON TARPLEY PLACE OR IN ONE OF THE CUL DE SACS OR ON TARPLEY ROAD PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I HAVE NOT RIDDEN A BIKE SINCE 1958.....
PLEASE DON’T LAUGH....POINT OR STARE....I’M THE WOBBLY WOMEN ON THE BRIGHT ORANGE BIKE WITH THE CUTE BASKET....NO HELMET....I REFUSE TO WEAR A HELMET....MY HUSBAND MIGHT BE CLOSE BY.....OR NOT.
I HAVE STILL NOT MASTERED WHERE MY FEET BELONG....THEY CAN’T SEEM TO STAY ON THOSE CRAZY PEDDLES........I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GO AROUND CORNERS WITHOUT HAVING TO STOP......
I’M STILL WALKING THE BIKE UP HILLS....YES....WE DO HAVE HILLS....SMALL AS THEY ARE... IT’S A BITCH TRYING TO PEDDLE UP THEM WITH 64 YEAR OLD LEGS.....
THOSE PESKY SPEED BUMPS....FORGET ABOUT IT....THEY GET ME NERVOUS AND IF YOUR COMING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION JUST STAY CLEAR IF YOU SEE ME COMING....I DIDN’T MEAN TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF WHOEVER IT WAS WHO SAW ME FALTER LAST EVENING AS THEY PASSED BY....
IT’S NOT EASY STEERING WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE ON THE HANDLE BARS WITH THE “DEATH GRIP”....YOU TEND TO SWAY.... CONSIDER ME A WORK IN PROGRESS... SO PLEASE KEEP IN MIND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE 65.... SO SHOULD YOU EVER COME DOWN THE STREET AND YOU SEE ME LYING WITH THE ORANGE BIKE ON TOP OF ME PLEASE CALL 911....
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND I WILL TRY MY BEST NOT TO RUN IN TO YOUR CAR....HIT YOUR DOG..... OR DRIVE UP ON YOUR LAWN.....
MRS. A ON TARPLEY PLACE
Monday, August 4, 2014
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