So I have this strange Ability to be able to tell time......at any time of the Night or Day
and I usually guess exactly or I'm off only by a minute or two...
I have not always had this ability....it seems Menopause might have something to do with it...
In any case......this freaks out the Family and believe me the Boss doesn't get
Freaked out by anything....
Over the past year it seems that my talents have expanded to
guessing the weights of packages that I'm about to mail out by Fedex.....
AND......
guessing Dollar Amounts correctly....
The other day the Boss asked me about our Stock Portfolio Holdings and I
even shocked myself when I guessed within Sixteen Cents......
I sort of train myself now that I know I have this talent.....When I get up in the middle
of the night I always think about what time it could be Before I look over at the
Clock......I'm usually right on the money.....
I'm thinking this is my "internal Clock" at work...If you all remember
Kramer
On Seinfeld had this Gift.....
Either that or I'm an "Idiot Savant" where numbers are concerned.....I just don't know.
So where am I going with this one.......The other day while over at the
Pumps....I say to the Boss..."I'm going to go inside to buy myself a Lottery Ticket"....the grand prize
Is $356 Million......"and I'm picking my own numbers"
Now we have been buying Lotto tickets for the past Forty Years....On and Off...
and we NEVER get more then just one number....and that is even rare....
I can probably count it on one hand.....in fact it's been a very long time since we
even bothered to buy a ticket....
Inside the gas station numbers start popping into my head.....I start filling in the
Little Boxes on the form and hand it over to the Guy behind the Counter....
Ticket in hand I leave not even thinking I have picked one correct number....
Last night they picked the Winning Number......
Now....Ofcourse we didn't win the BIG PRIZE....If I had I'd be typing this from the
Riviera with Tom Selleck spritzing me with sun tan oil......But the boss was impressed
None the Less.....
I think what he said from the other side of the room was....
"You Got How Many Right?"
Okay.....So this is something I obviously need to work on but I don't think
I did bad for my first try.....
The Winning Numbers were....
09-19-34-44-51-24
My numbers were.....
04-08-19-34-51-11
Three out of Six is not bad!!
So now I get to decide what to do with the Seven Dollars I won......
And I am not buying Seven more Lottery Tickets....