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CALIFORNIA OR BUST PART 2.......Hot Dogs..Chimps..Chimps and More Chimps!

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EVERYONE ALWAYS HEARS ABOUT LOS ANGELES' HORRIBLE TRAFFIC...... NOW I REALIZE THEY MEAN THE HIGHWAYS.....BUT.... I GIVE YOU DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC... IN THE FIVE DAYS WE WERE IN CALIFORNIA WE EXPERIENCED ZERO TRAFFIC.... AND YES WE DID DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAYS.... I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT..... NOW YOU WANT TO TALK TRAFFIC....SEE ALL THOSE CARS.... THEY ARE PARKED...AND THEIR PASSENGERS WERE ALL OUT WALKING.... WHAT I WOULD GUESS TO BE A 2 MILE WALK.....UPHILL... TO THIS.... THE GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY...... UNBELIEVABLE..... HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.... CARS AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE.... AND PEOPLE WALKING.... LIKE IF YOU MADE IT TO THE TOP SOMEONE WOULD GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS.....OR IN MY CASE....  TOM SELLECK IN THE BUFF...... THANK GOODNESS FOR THE "HANDICAPABLE" TAG... WE JUST FLASHED THAT PUPPY AND DROVE STRAIGHT TO THE TOP AND GOT THE LAST PARKING SPACE RIGHT OUT IN FRONT.... HEY...YOU'VE ALL SEEN MY WONKY FOOT!! I SEEM TO THINK THEY WER...

CALIFORNIA OR BUST!!!..........PART 1 Santa Barbara.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP ON A COAST TO COAST FLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO FIND YOUR "AGING" MOTHER (ME) SITTING NEXT TO YOU (DAUGHTER)BLEEDING ALL OVER A WASHCLOTH SAYING..... "I HAD A NOSE BLEED WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING"..... ONLY MY POOR DAUGHTER WOULD FIND HERSELF IN SUCH A SITUATION TWO WEEKS AGO ON OUR LONG AWAITED BIRTHDAY TRIP TO LOS ANGELES..... LEAVE IT TO ME TO GET A GUSHER 4 HOURS IN TO THE FLIGHT AND FIND MYSELF WITH TWO MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WHO HALF PANICKED AND JUST KEPT TELLING ME TO "PUT YOUR HEAD BACK"...... I MUST SAY THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN TELL SOMEONE WITH A NOSEBLEED... WHAT KIND OF TRAINING DO JETBLUE PEOPLE HAVE CONCERNING MEDICAL ISSUES?? BUT FORGET THE NOSEBLEED LET'S TALK ABOUT JETBLUE'S "MINT" EXPERIENCE FIRST... SEE THIS MAGNIFICENT SEAT..... PLENTY OF ROOM RIGHT???... NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BOARD THE PLANE.... TALK ABOUT FALSE ADVERTISING.... GRANTED S...